The Daily Post is asking for “Strange conversations” – here you go:

Overheard from the nursery:
The 6-year-old sadly: I have tiny pockets on my pants.
The 4-year-old: Nope!
The 6-year-old: Yes, they are super tiny, look!
The 4-year-old firmly: Nah they are big. You can put bugs in them.
The 6-year-old: Noo, that’s not possible.
The 4-year-old upset: Oh yes, you can! You can put small bugs in them! It’s possible, for sure. I promise!
6-year-old: No, that’s not possible.

Etc. … for 5 minutes more