1. Pick a coconut, or buy one from nearest grocery store.
2. Drill a hole.
3. Say hi to your new friend (don’t get too attached).
4. Cut it in two halves.
5. Watch as the elderly work.
6. Oops! Wash… and eat.
Cellphone pics and drama filter.
Instaology 
#3 is pure Ullis. Did you drink the coconut water? 🙂
I feel so sorry for Mr Coconut. He really looked worried just before the beheading!
No chainsaw?
I must admit that i used a drilling tool in the recent past, but once the liquid was harvested, the pavement was strong enough … 🙂